Back in 2012 I reviewed the hottest wine gadgets. Well, it’s 2024 now, and the wine world has leveled up! Let’s dive into this year’s coolest wine gadgets, which also might double as a not-so-subtle gift guide for your wine-loving friends. And by “friends,” I mean me. Dear Santa, I’ve been extra nice this year. 🍷

Electric Wine Dispenser and Aerator with Stand – $20

Thank you, Wine Enthusiast, for making spills and arm workouts a thing of the past. This battery-powered genius pours wine with the grace of a ballerina—smooth and steady, no bottle-lifting required. It even has an extendable tube for magnum bottles, so your wine parties can go big (or go home). When you’re done, it tucks neatly into its little stand like a well-trained sommelier. Hostess gift? Sure. But let’s be real, this is for your own personal wine theatrics.

Vacu Vin Wine Saver Pump with Vacuum Stopper – $15

Say goodbye to wine wastage and hello to that perfect pour from five days ago. The Vacu Vin keeps wine fresh for up to 10 days by vacuum-sealing the bottle tighter than your jeans after Thanksgiving dinner. Bonus: It clicks when airtight, so even distracted multitaskers (ahem, me) can get it right. It’s made in the Netherlands, which somehow feels very sophisticated. Reduce, reuse, recycle—and keep sipping.

Final Touch Beverage Chilling Wands (Set of 2) – $50

Ice cubes are officially canceled. These sleek chilling wands from Sur La Table keep your drink icy cold without the watery betrayal of melting cubes. Bonus points for the hooked end that lets it dangle elegantly from your glass. It even comes with a storage case because apparently, organized wine accessories are a thing now. Fancy and functional, this one screams “treat yourself.”

Wine Tasting Murder Mystery Game Kit – $28

Not a gadget, but OH, the drama! I played this at a recent dinner party, and let me tell you—it’s the most fun you can have with a glass of wine in one hand and suspicion in the other.

The plot: A billionaire wine snob keels over at an elite tasting event after pairing smelly cheese with a genetically modified wine. Was it the cheese? The wine? Or maybe… you? Plot twists, hilarious accusations, and wine-pairing banter await. Pro tip: Accuse the person who brought boxed wine.

Arra David and Anne Johnson Wine Chilling Coasters with Glasses – $45

Etsy strikes again with a brilliant solution for room-temperature white and rosé: chillable granite coasters. Pop these bad boys in the freezer, and they’ll cradle your glass in a cool embrace—like a hug, but colder. The granite keeps your wine crisp and perfectly undiluted, while the glasses fit snugly into their frosty throne. A gift for the friend who swears ice cubes in wine is a crime against humanity.

Legacy Corkscrew with Black Marble Stand & Bronze Handle – $140

This isn’t just a corkscrew; it’s a work of art. With its black marble handle and antique bronze finish, this Wine Enthusiast bestseller belongs in a museum—or your bar. Effortlessly pull corks like you’ve been training for the Wine Olympics, and marvel at the grapevine-relief detailing. Bonus: It can mount to your bar or tabletop for ultimate show-off vibes. Pricey, but worth it. Oh and get it engraved just to be super, super fancy!

The eto Wine Decanter – $165

Meet eto, the sleek wine decanter that moonlights as a wine preserver. This award-winning beauty doesn’t just make your wine look fancy; it also keeps it fresh for up to two weeks. Its patented airtight seal ensures you’ll never have to pour leftover wine down the sink again (not that I have that problem). Whether you’re decanting for dinner or saving a bottle for next Friday, eto has you covered. It’s the perfect blend of form and function—and a surefire conversation starter at your next wine night.

So there you have it—2024’s top wine gadgets and gifts, guaranteed to impress your wine-loving friends (or yourself). Cheers to techy sips and solving murders over merlot! Which one are you adding to your cart? 🛒🍷